Dynamic KOrea

hi guys and gals,

Thanks you all for your over whelming support and encouragement! muacks and claps to everyone.I Love and miss u all so dearly. This feverish support from you guys and gals will fuel even greater ambitions to make our blog achieve an ISO- 3 million mark and platinum Status.

( so DRAMA....yucks cannot stand myself)

Firstly, i will answer why the evil fish is called "THE EVIL FISH" ( he is so gonna get it!) wahahahah

i wonder if anyone of you do this but if u do? its totally fine with me just dun let me find out.

shijie seems to transcend into another state of mind when he is prepared for sleep.Like a sacred ritual, he somehow imagines himself to be a fish and thus proceeds to wrap himself tightly from chest down in a blue blanket (which He stole from a Thai airways flight). all the way down to the feet. he then adjust his position so that he sleeps with his chest parallel to the wall. and Wha La!!!! transformation is completed. Resembling the silhouette of a Fish with a extremely small head, he then "swims" to his dream land of ( i have yet to figure that out).

i will then wake up in the morning to find him miraculously and beautifully wrapped up again sometimes in a different position. you knw like a sushi roll? i mean seriously, seriously. sleeping is the most unglam part of me. come on when u twist and turn, a few kicks here and there, your bed sheets and blankets are in a mess when u wake up...! and sometimes when you lOOK into the mirror Argh!!!!! u almost feel like Katrina has just passed u. ( hahahha)

But somehow shijie is one person who makes himself look pretty before, during and after sleep! i mean who the hell does that!!!!?,maybe its because of all the long seaweed rice rolls with meat and veggies (called kim Bak) that we eat almost every single day. Unfortunately, its the cheapest filling food we guys could find. erm actually the Koreans dun even think of it as food, its a side dish for them. WE are that PooR. pls set up a (Feed OUR CLassmates in Korea Fund). All acts of charity will be appreciated. :-) hahahaahah. Yeeyer.

Anyways, when i remarked that he looked like a Wrapped fish, he said i look like a WHALE with my blanket on. Come on!!!! WTF. He call me a WHALE leh, i only said he looks like Fish, he calls me a WHALE. so i said he is damn evil!

Therefore the Evil Fish was born!

Hmmm Okie thats all for now, now let me find something to say abt KOrea. let me make a politically correct statement first. with all due respects to the Koreans, i do like it here , dun get me wrong its just something which u dun see in Sg often.

You guys knw abt the STB with the Uniquely Singapore and the Malaysians with the Truly Asia. for Korea, its DYNAMIC KOREA!!!!

i used to think, quite uncreatively that dynamic means fantastic clubbing scenes, endless 24hr shopping centres, great culture etc.... i have to confess i am so wrong and narrow minded. Yesterday night, while on the 1.5 hrs train journey back from a Shopping distinct in Seoul. i caught a glimpse of how dynamic Korea is.

In Korea sometimes the trains are almost like the extension of the street scape. why do i say that? There are apparently people who peddle products like 3000won socks and sometimes gums/sweets on the trains. they will just drag a trolley into the cabin and then stand in the middle and shout.... 3000 won socks anyone ... or sweets anyone?... i bet its illegal but trust me i saw people buying. ahahahahaha but so far i have not seen anyone selling hot food yet.(You can eat in trains ). or maybe i have yet to see.

And then there are men in smart suits who preach in trains too!!!! There was this incident when a Korean man was violently shouting from one end of the cabin to another man at the other end who was preaching. obviously some anguish/strong emotions and profane words were exchanged. Anyway, it was like watching an exciting tennis match between two men. you knw ,with the passengers' heads turning left and right while the men at either ends took their turns to lash out at the other. hahaha it was damn serious. it lasted for about five mins and it sort of ended when the person who preached left the cabin. and .... the man who started the "discourse" sat beside me. OMGAWD. i was like praying let me alight asap. aahahahaah/////

And what abt drunk teenagers after their ShoJu sessions, As they sat beside me you could literally smell the alcohol when they exhaled. it was a hilarious scene because two girls were trying to snatch a pair newly purchased boxers from their guy friend's shopping bag. hahahah. after they succeeded they even waved the boxers ard. they definitely succeeded in embarrassing the guy. hahaha. well what youthful exuberance and energy!!!!!!.

What a Dynamic Train ride which literally added some fun to the other wise mundane and sanitized journey back.

You see all kinds of weird pple and things happening as if the train is no longer a train.
Er.... whatever that means...

Talking abt girls, i think they are more aggressive than the male species here.They shoved anything aside which they think is in their way. Size and Gender is secondary. Can u imagine Wenyi doing that to me. OMGAAWd..... Shoving me aside when she wants to get to the tutor or a bargain or water cooler in front of me!!!!hahaha i love u nice girls in Singapore, i am afraid of the women here...especially with my unstable ankle..... hahahhha.

which actually reminded me of a comment that THE EVIL FISH once said of our dear Tutor last sem. " She is a MAN lor..." aahahaha

Man, the Women here are more Man than Men!!!!!

With all the love from my ardent supporters....

GBB Stupid Pork.